Whenever faced with a dog owner who brags how smart their dog is I come back with a canned response:
"Man your kids must be really stupid if you think dogs are smart."
I've got nothing against dogs. I had a few growing up. One my dad won in a poker game. When people asked what kind of dog it was he said; "Poker". Sometimes people would ask "Where does your dog sleep?" Dad would reply : "How should I know, ask the dog."
I had another one that I paid $5 for which I think is a lot for an animal that will hump an old box in an attempt to reproduce. If you paid more than $5 for a dog, and you don't own sheep, you've probably got more money than sense. Not that that is bad, it's a good thing your income has been recycled back to someone living in a single wide who calls themselves a 'dog breeder'. The economy will turn that money over a few times: smokes at 7-11, a little crank, something from Seagram's, eventually it might even end up with someone who deserves it, or in China.
Anyway this week our idiot neighbor brought home a precious little Paris mutt:
This was a fashion accessory every moron had to have five years ago. I think Taco Bell is offering $3 if you're looking to unload yours. Look for the new "string meat taco" this summer. These people are so freaking stupid that not only will they follow a fashion trend started by someone with an IQ in the 80's, they will do it five years late.
I can't wait for the dog shit smell. These chowder heads can't even keep up with the garbage the humans in the house make. I'll keep you updated on 'little precious'. My bet is they end up eating it.
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