Pizza, really?

Quality doesn't matter. Services doesn't matter. That's the true mantra of Thomas Friedman's revolution. Price and easy access, that's what America wants. So what if you have to go buy a new one every 6 months because it breaks, it's cheap, after all it's made in China, and Walmart is close. Need service? That's expensive. Let's have you try to untangle the English of a call center in India as the owe so happy Customer Unservice Rep tells you your problem is "thankfully solved so much". Three hours on the phone, no problem, that's what America wants.

It is hard to take Domino's seriously:

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After all it's not like it's been a big secret that Dominos sucks. I have not had one since 1986, and even then it took a drunken night of poker and a post midnight need for calories to choke one down. I'm going to be hopeful though. Maybe it's not just another marketing campaign. Maybe Dominos is going to care about quality. I'm not going to spend my pizza calories finding out though. I'll stick with my locally owned pizza joint for now. If you try one though and it doesn't suck let me know.